Zombie Name Generator

One press names a comic zombie: a nickname, a plain first name and who they were before.

Hatless Vern, once a bus driver who still waits at every stop

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  • NicknameHatless
  • First nameVern
  • Who they were beforea bus driver who still waits at every stop
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    How it works

    This zombie name generator makes up a comic zombie for a Halloween party or a story: a nickname, a plain first name and an old job, as in Shuffling Doug, once a tax auditor who still asks for receipts.

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    Press, then change a part

    Press New zombie name. Tap the nickname, the first name or the former job to keep it or change it, so One-Shoe Doug can be handed a new past. Nicknames come in four kinds: how it walks (Slow), what it sounds like (Humming), what it is wearing (Moth-Eaten) and its manners and timing (Vegetarian).

    Who they were before

    Each zombie keeps one habit from an old job: a librarian who still shushes the other zombies, or a tour guide who still walks backwards. That last part gives a costume its prop and a story its first joke.

    Questions and answers

    What is a good name for a zombie?

    For a funny one, an everyday first name with a nickname in front: One-Shoe Doug, Polite Nigel. The plainer the name, the better the joke, which is why this list is full of neighbors and none of monsters.

    Are the names scary?

    No. The page is cartoon-level on purpose: no line says how anyone died, nobody is bitten, and the only thing eaten is a pumpkin. It was written for family Halloween parties and funny stories.

    Can I use a name for a Halloween costume or a party game?

    Yes. Write the full line on a name tag, or deal one to each guest and have them act out the old job. The former jobs were written so that each suggests one prop.

    Do the names come from a film, a show or a game?

    No. Every nickname and former job was written for this page, and no slang for the undead from a film, a show or a game is on the list that we know of.

    Nickname: all 88 nicknames

    How it walks 20

    • Arms-Out Walked into the door frame again.
    • Backwards Has not worked out how to turn around.
    • Creaky-Kneed You hear the knees before the groan.
    • Dragging One foot does all the work.
    • Half-Speed Overtaken by a snail in the fall.
    • Leaning Needs a lamppost every few yards.
    • Lopsided Leans left, walks in circles.
    • Lurching Two steps forward, one to the side.
    Show all 88 nicknames (80 more)

    How it walks, continued

    • Shambling Like a pile of laundry going for a walk.
    • Shuffling Has not lifted a foot since October.
    • Sideways Gets there in the end, like a crab.
    • Slow Sets off for the party the day before.
    • Slow-Motion Even the groan takes a minute.
    • Snail-Pace And proud of it.
    • Stiff-Legged Knees are a thing of the past.
    • Straight-Armed Cannot scratch its own nose.
    • Stumbling Finds every tree root in the park.
    • Sunday-Pace Every day of the week.
    • Tilted The head went one way and stayed there.
    • Wobbly Fine until the first step.

    What it sounds like 17

    • Creaking Like a gate that needs oil.
    • Groaning Says one word, and it is a long one.
    • Grumbling The crypt was warmer.
    • Hiccuping Since the stroke of midnight.
    • Humming One tune, stuck since last Halloween.
    • Moaning About the weather, mostly.
    • Mumbling Nobody has caught a word yet.
    • Muttering Something about a missing shoe.
    • Off-Key Sings anyway.
    • Rattling Something inside has come loose.
    • Sighing Long, and through the nose.
    • Sniffling Allergic to graveyard flowers.
    • Snoring Standing up, eyes open.
    • Squeaky New shoes on an old zombie.
    • Tuneless Leads the midnight choir.
    • Whistling It comes out as a wheeze.
    • Yawning Up all night, every night.

    What it is wearing 22

    • Barefoot And the ground is cold.
    • Chalky Leaves white handprints on the door.
    • Cobwebbed The spiders have moved in.
    • Crumpled Folded wrong and put away damp.
    • Dusty A cloud goes up at every step.
    • Frayed At the cuffs and at the edges.
    • Hatless The wind took it in the first week.
    • Leafy Brought half the hedge along.
    • Mittenless Lost both, one at a time.
    • Mossy Green down the north side.
    • Moth-Eaten The moths were here first.
    • Muddy Came up through the flower bed.
    • One-Shoe The other one is in a hedge somewhere.
    • One-Sleeve The other caught on a gate.
    • One-Sock Odd, at that.
    • Patched Somebody has been kind with a needle.
    • Rumpled Slept in those clothes for years.
    • Tattered More hole than coat.
    • Threadbare The elbows went first.
    • Twiggy Sticks in the hair, and elsewhere.
    • Unbuttoned The buttons went one by one.
    • Untucked Shirt out since the funeral suit gave up.

    Manners, timing and looks 29

    • After-Hours Clocks in when everyone else clocks out.
    • Apologetic Sorry about the smell of damp earth.
    • Back-Again You turn around, and there it is.
    • Bashful Hides behind the tallest headstone.
    • Drowsy Nods off on its feet.
    • Friendly Waves, slowly, at everyone.
    • Greenish Around the gills and everywhere else.
    • Harmless Scares nobody but the cat.
    • Late Missed Halloween by a week.
    • Lost Looking for the right cemetery.
    • Midnight Punctual to the second, for once.
    • Misunderstood It was a wave, not a lunge.
    • Nodding Agrees with everything.
    • Overdue Like a library book with legs.
    • Pale Has not seen the sun in a while.
    • Picky Will not touch the candy corn.
    • Pointing At nothing anyone else can see.
    • Polite Knocks before lurching in.
    • Shrugging Does not know either.
    • Shy Only comes out when the others have gone.
    • Sleepy Would rather be back in bed.
    • Staring At the porch light, mostly.
    • Still-Here The party ended hours ago.
    • Unblinking Wins every staring contest.
    • Unretired Rest did not suit.
    • Up-Again Could not stay down.
    • Vegetarian Only wants the pumpkin patch.
    • Well-Meaning Tried to help with the pumpkins.
    • Wide-Eyed Has not blinked since spring.

    How this list was compiled: Our own list of 88 nicknames, each with a line written for this page on 2026-10-03; the lines are jokes. Everything is kept at the level of a cartoon: no line says how anyone died, and nothing is eaten but pumpkins. No word is slang for the dead taken from a film, a show or a game that we know of. One candidate was left off after the checks. Licence: own work

    First name: all 69 first names

    Traditionally a man's name 27

    • Angus
    • Clive
    • Colin
    • Desmond
    • Doug
    • Duane
    • Dwight
    • Fergus
    Show all 69 first names (61 more)

    Traditionally a man's name, continued

    • Graham
    • Herb
    • Irving
    • Jerry
    • Kirk
    • Larry
    • Lyle
    • Malcolm
    • Murray
    • Neil
    • Nigel
    • Norm
    • Phil
    • Rodney
    • Seymour
    • Sheldon
    • Stuart
    • Vern
    • Wendell

    Traditionally a woman's name 42

    • Annette
    • Arlene
    • Barb
    • Bernice
    • Charlene
    • Cheryl
    • Claudette
    • Colleen
    • Connie
    • Darlene
    • Debbie
    • Donna
    • Doreen
    • Erma
    • Fran
    • Geraldine
    • Glenda
    • Helga
    • Jeanette
    • Joyce
    • Judy
    • Loretta
    • Lorna
    • Marge
    • Marlene
    • Maureen
    • Maxine
    • Muriel
    • Myrna
    • Noreen
    • Olga
    • Paulette
    • Peggy
    • Phyllis
    • Rhonda
    • Sheila
    • Thelma
    • Trish
    • Velma
    • Verna
    • Wendy
    • Yvonne

    How this list was compiled: 69 plain first names of the kind a neighbor has, our own choice; a zombie is funnier when it is called Gary. No name here stands for a real person. 64 candidates were left off after the checks. Licence: own work

    Who they were before: all 76 former jobs

    A 76

    • a baker who still gets up at four
    • a barber who still asks about your weekend
    • a bus driver who still waits at every stop
    • a butler who still announces the guests
    • a car dealer who still kicks the tires
    • a carpenter who still measures twice
    • a cheerleader who still knows every cheer
    • a chess champion who still takes an hour over each step
    Show all 76 former jobs (68 more)

    A, continued

    • a choir director who still wants it from the top
    • a clockmaker who still winds every watch it finds
    • a county fair pie judge who still gives marks out of ten
    • a crossing guard who still stops traffic for ducks
    • a dance teacher who still counts five, six, seven, eight
    • a dentist who still reminds everyone to floss
    • a doorman who still holds every door
    • a farmer who still gets up with the rooster
    • a figure skater who still finishes with a twirl
    • a fisherman who still tells the one about the big fish
    • a game show host who still asks for a drumroll
    • a gardener who still pulls every weed in the churchyard
    • a goalkeeper who still dives the wrong way
    • a golf caddie who still whispers
    • a hairdresser who still asks about your vacation plans
    • a hall monitor who still asks for a pass
    • a hotel bellhop who still holds out a hand for a tip
    • a librarian who still shushes the other zombies
    • a lifeguard who still says no running
    • a lighthouse keeper who still climbs the stairs at dusk
    • a magician who still looks behind everyone's ear
    • a mail carrier who still walks the old route
    • a marching band drummer who still keeps left, right, left
    • a mime who still cannot find the way out of the box
    • a museum guard who still says do not touch
    • a news anchor who still says back to you
    • a night watchman who still does the rounds
    • a piano teacher who still taps out the beat
    • a plumber who still shows up between nine and five
    • a postmaster who still checks for stamps
    • a quiz show champion who still buzzes in first
    • a referee who still blows a whistle nobody can hear
    • a scout leader who still does a head count
    • a shoe seller who still measures both feet
    • a sign painter who still fixes the lettering on the gate
    • a street sweeper who still tidies the path
    • a substitute teacher who still takes attendance
    • a tailor who still eyes the fit of every sleeve
    • a tax auditor who still asks for receipts
    • a telephone operator who still says please hold
    • a ticket inspector who still wants to see your ticket
    • a tour guide who still walks backwards
    • a town crier who still says hear ye
    • a traffic officer who still waves cars through
    • a train conductor who still calls all aboard
    • a tuba player who still carries the tuba
    • a waiter who still recites the specials
    • a weather forecaster who still points at the sky
    • a wedding photographer who still says smile
    • a yoga teacher who still cannot touch the toes
    • a zookeeper who still counts the penguins
    • an accountant who still carries the one
    • an airline pilot who still thanks everyone for flying
    • an alarm clock tester who still wakes at six
    • an announcer who still clears the throat first
    • an architect who still tuts at the crypt
    • an art teacher who still says there are no mistakes
    • an astronaut who still counts down from ten
    • an auctioneer who still talks faster than anyone walks
    • an editor who still corrects the spelling on the headstones
    • an elevator operator who still asks which floor
    • an ice cream seller who still rings the bell
    • an inventor who still has one more idea
    • an opera singer who still warms up at dawn
    • an optician who still asks which is clearer, one or two
    • an orchestra conductor who still waits for silence
    • an umpire who still calls everyone safe
    • an usher who still shows the others to their seats

    How this list was compiled: Our own list of 76 former jobs, each with the habit that stayed, written on 2026-10-03 to read after the word "once". Checked by script against every list on this site for repeats. Licence: own work