Random Puns, Riddles, Facts and Quotes: One Short Read at a Time

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• Random Fact GeneratorOne checked fact at a time, from space to movies. Bowhead whales may live for more than 200 years.
• Pun GeneratorA collection of puns on food, animals, jobs and holidays.
• Riddle GeneratorOld riddles in plain words, answers hidden until you tap. What gets longer when you cut it at both ends?
• Random Psalm GeneratorOne of the 150 psalms at a time, with its opening verses. Psalm 2: Why do the nations rage, and the peoples plot a vain thing?
• Excuse GeneratorComic excuses for late arrivals, missed birthdays and unwashed dishes. The train was delayed by leaves, then by more leaves, then by an apology about leaves.
• Random Affirmation GeneratorBelievable lines for the morning, work, study and the end of the day. I can be new at this and still belong here.
• Compliment GeneratorKind lines for a friend, a coworker, a teacher or a stranger. You remember that people have lives outside work.
• Give Me a Random QuoteOne sourced quotation at a time, with its work and year. Each time you happen to me all over again.
• Random Bible Verse GeneratorOne well-known Bible verse at a time, with its reference.
• Random Poem GeneratorOne whole short classic poem at a time, with its poet and book. Compensation
• Joke RandomizerClean question-and-answer jokes on animals, food, school and the house, punchline hidden. How do you know when honey is in a hurry?
• Random Paragraph GeneratorOne paragraph at a time, from a classic book or our own. Rainy days
• Random Story GeneratorOne whole short Aesop fable at a time, with its moral. The Hares and the Lions
• Funny Random Stuff to SayOdd, harmless lines to say to a friend or send in a text. Did you also hear that, or was it just my apartment?
• Fortune Cookie Random GeneratorKind, made-up sayings for a cookie slip, a party or a lunch box. You can do things today that were hard last month.
• Random Thought of the DaySmall true observations about clocks, cats, words and sandwiches. Every photograph is of the past by the time it is looked at.
• Random Advice GeneratorOne small piece of everyday advice, with the reason why. Put things back when you finish, not later.
• Random Proverb GeneratorOne traditional English proverb at a time, with its meaning. Let the cobbler stick to his last.
• Random Japanese Quotes and ProverbsOne traditional Japanese saying at a time, with reading and meaning. 一日千秋 (ichinichi senshū)
• Random Things to YellHarmless lines to shout at a game, on a hike, on stage or for no reason. Who called a meeting of the snack drawer?
• Random Things to Say to Break the SilenceEasy questions for an awkward silence, each with a follow-up to keep the talk going. What is something you are oddly good at?
• Random Things to MailSmall, odd things to mail a friend in an envelope or a small box. A secret message in white crayon
• Random Things to Text FriendsQuestions, made-up headlines and tiny dares to send a friend as a text. Just so you know, you're still my first pick for every team.
• Name Pun GeneratorFirst and last names that say a phrase aloud, each with the phrase and a job it suits. Della Ware · Cooper Barrell · Jay Walker